Friday, December 17, 2010

i went on an airplane.

A Boeing 737 to be exact. The 737 has been continuously manufactured by Boeing since 1967 with 6,348 aircraft delivered and 2,061 orders yet to be fulfilled as of March 2010. The 737 series is the best selling jet airliner in history. There are on average 1,250 737s airborne at any given time, with one departing or landing somewhere every five seconds. Bet ya didn't know that did ya?

Even cooler than flying on the best selling jet, I got my own seat. I could wiggle and climb all I wanted.

Those flight attendent ladies are really nice. We got 3 packs of snacks! --which ended up all over my face.

This lady carted me around. Aaaa. The luxury of being an infant.

My favorite part: looking out the window and seeing all the little tiny lights.

New places, faces, and toys here, but I miss my daddy. I can't wait to see you!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

i met santa last night.

He's a pretty good guy. Dresses funny, but nice.

So, let me get this straight. You ask this guy for whatever you want? And he comes down a chimney to give you presents? This is awesome! I sure hope he brings his own chimney though. We don't have wunna those.

His beard's legit. I checked.

 I asked him for a baby doll--a baby sister would be ideal, but I think I'm going to have to negotiate with Santa for the next couple of Christmases to get that one--summore shoes, summore hair, paper, books, and Elmo.

"Ya got all uh that, Big Guy?......Ya sure??"

"Okay, Mom. We're done here. Can I get off this guy's lap now?"

I'm leaving cookies to lure you in, fat man! You better not miss out!

Friday, December 3, 2010

No thanks.

I don't want a hippopotamus for Christmas.

I've already got one. A pink polka dotted one. And I must say, he's pretty darn comfy.

This is the life.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

i guess i changed my mind.

I don't really want to be Stretch Armstrong anymore. I can get into stuff! This mobile thing is AWESOME.

Plus, have you seen what this guy looks like?
W.O.W. He's totally got a mullet.

But when you're caught red-handed playing with Mommy and Daddy's wedding book...

...just strike a pose (make sure to pull up your pants first), and then they'll just laugh it off.


It's great to have them wrapped around my finger...

Thursday, November 25, 2010

i dreamed i was shredder

You know, from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I may not have been born in the 90's, but I know a good movie when I see one.

I was Shredder coming out of the garbage pile in TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze. I am part Asian, you know.

Exhibit A: Shredder.

Exhibit B: Me dreaming I am Shredder.

Exhibit B close up.

P.S. If you are still wondering about the "Asian link", I'll spell it out for ya--Shredder is Asian.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

remember what I would spend my million dollars on?

I do. Just think about it...

...all those rubber duckies. Doesn't it put a smile on your face?

Don't even think about it. He's mine.

Yes, yes, that is my foot. I like them too.

K. Bye.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

i was waiting until halloween.

But Mama stole all my thunder! I'll still post my tutu pictures here though, for those of you non-facebookers. Mommy and I really wanted to go to a real pumpkin patch this year, but no such luck with busy schedules. Instead, we went to a little pumpkin patch at our local Grower's Outlet.

And here was my real costume for Halloween. I liked to pick the dots off and eat them.

I was a loaf of Wonder bread. Mommy was grape jelly. Daddy was Peanut Butter. All I can say is--Halloween makes no sense. What is this "magical" free candy anyway? Dressing up? Trunk or treating? This place is weird.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

i don't even know how to run

And yet, I have been tagged.

1. Most embarrassing moment.
Oh, this by far.

2.If you could have an endless supply of one food, what would it be and why?
Umm I do have an endless supply of one food. But if I had a choice--mangoes!

3. If you could be someone else, who and why?
Stretch Armstrong. Then, I won't have to learn how to crawl. I could reach EVERYTHING!

4. Top 5 favorite songs of all time.
Popcorn popping
I am a Child of God
You are my sunshine
Any songs sung in Sacrament meeting especially if I get to hold the hymn book
Any songs sung in a very animated fashion

5. Million dollars. You have a month to spend it.
A pool that I could spend all day in that wouldn't make me pruny, complete with a huge collection of rubber duckies. Each one different than the other. Is that good enough? How much is a million dollars?

My questions:
1. Top 3 blogs.
2. Any weird pet peeves?
3. One thing you would change about yourself. Why?
4. 3 things you love about yourself and why?
5. If you could only eat one dish for the rest of your life, what would it be?

I tag:
Aunty Sonja

And since posts without pictures are boring, here's a sneak peak of my Halloween pictures.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

shots are stupid

Happy half birthday to me.

Happy half birthday to me.

Happy half birthday to meeeeeee.

Happy half birthday to me.

Wow, I am getting old! The doc said I am still average on height, but very below average on weight (like 25th percentile).  Did she not get the memo? Apparently not.  I am 25.75" long and 14 lbs. 6.5 oz. in case you wanted the specifics.

Here's my battle wounds--me vs. immunizations. Seriously, I have a long way to go to get super model legs. 25th percentile?!? Pfff. Look at those gams! 

Taking it easy with my cute band aids on.

Mama says that immunizations is just a fancy word for turning babies into monsters. But I don't have big scary teeth, Mama! Not even a tail or claws! Promise! See....

I guess I did wake up last night more than a handful of times. Oops. Sorry.

Friday, October 15, 2010

they call me monkey toes.

My feet really like each other. 

I mean...they really like each other.

So, I try to busy them. 

Like helping Daddy hold a book.

Or grabbing a shake. BrrrRRrrr!

But when I can't busy them, I eat them.

The end. 


...get it...that's my rear end....

Monday, October 11, 2010

so, i ran into a wall.

And what did they do? Pointed and laughed.

And took pictures.

So, I tried to make up for the humiliating situation by smiling for the camera. What else could I do?

One day I will be an ambi-turner. One day....

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

i went on an adventure.

Mommy, Daddy, and I went to see Goonies sites in Astoria, Oregon. 

My personal favorite, although it's technically not a Goonies site--the top of Astoria Column. 

Then, this weirdo lady took our picture.

In case you missed it--here's my who-the-crap-are-you face.

Total bummer. Dad would only let me touch his sandwich. Wow, my right hand is freakishly huge!