Friday, April 22, 2011

i turn one, and what do i get?!?

I get told I am too skinny, poked with needles, and 2 shots! Totally scammed. 

Whatever. I do what I want.

Like make Daddy into a step stool.

I am going to be a model-acrobat when I grow up.

P.S. Turns out I am 17 elbees and 15 ounces. 2 pounds until I get my car seat turned around. Can I get a woot woot!

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

it's my birthday!

Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me!

Thursday, April 7, 2011


Did anyone else watch the rerun of Oprah's staff taking the vegan challenge yesterday? I've heard it makes you a better pooper.

I decided to read up on the topic.

And then, I read some to Mama.

I learned from my reading that a vegetarian diet is normally fewer in calories and fat--pro for my model diet, con for what the doctor says. I do like a good bit of tofu, but I am already a good pooper. Pee-Ess Look at those lashes!

I discovered the joy of eggs today. I guess that marks me out for the vegan challenge. And I guess I drink my fair share of milk, which will hopefully beef me up so I can some day turn my car seat around. Mmmmmm milk....

Side note: No guesses for this post?? Where are my readers?? Slackers...