Worst tasting cookies ever.

We made cookies out of salt and flour. 

We painted them.

We did not eat them. 

(Even though we made them in the kitchen, put them on a cookie sheet, tossed them in the oven, then put them on a plate at the dinner table. No. We did not eat them.)

And we painted some more.

Painting is a messy job.

You can't have these. 

We hung them. 

I guess they are called ornaments, not cookies. 

My bad.

 I took a bath.

The End.

november in a nutshell

I found my trick or treat bag. I like chocolate. And what better place to eat it...right next to the trash can while sitting on a pack of TP.

You like my new glasses?

We set up the Christmas tree and got out the nativity, complete with garden gnome.

We like baths around here. I especially like to pee on the floor afterwards!

Happy November!

while in wyoming

I chased the chickens.

Ate popsicles.

Ate popsicles while chasing chickens.

Mowed the lawn.

Rode the dirt bike around.

Or just sat on it until I made Daddy take me for a ride.

Played in the water at Kyle and Kelsey's wedding.

And made Mama and Daddy leave the reception early with a sopping wet baby.

Overall it was a pretty dandy time.

i poop melons.

the story about the ant.

 I was playing outside, because I like outside.

 ...and so does my crack.

Happy as a clam out there. Nothing beats a little dirt and some sun.

I saw these ants crawling on the wall.

It got on my finger, and I'll tell you right now, I am not a huge fan of ants.

So, I squished him.

 The end.

i like zoo.

Today I went to the zoo. 

I petted some goats.

Found out I am really short. Or am I? Looks like I'm at the 4 foot mark...

I saw some monkeys.

and lions. This was one of my favorite parts.

Me and the ladies.

Hippos.

Meercats!

Otters.

Tigers.

You have to brace yourself to watch the tigers...

Let's go again!

welcome to the gun show.

Hours may vary.

daddy graduated.

I don't really know what that means.

But I got to hang out with Chandler.

And eat snacks.

Pretty much some of my favorite things.

dear mama,

This is how you're supposed to put my snacks in my stroller.

Stop putting the fishies with the animal crackers. It's just not natural. It will save me time in sorting them out. Thanks.

Love,
Scarlett

victory!

She finally gave in and gave me the whole yogurt.

Mmm...Victory is sweet indeed.

i'm sorta into older men.

This is Chandler. He's my boyfriend. He has a sweet ride, huh?

sunny day sweepin' the clouds away.