i dreamed i was shredder

You know, from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I may not have been born in the 90's, but I know a good movie when I see one.

I was Shredder coming out of the garbage pile in TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze. I am part Asian, you know.

Exhibit A: Shredder.

Exhibit B: Me dreaming I am Shredder.

Exhibit B close up.

P.S. If you are still wondering about the "Asian link", I'll spell it out for ya--Shredder is Asian.

i rock.

the end.

remember what I would spend my million dollars on?

I do. Just think about it...

...all those rubber duckies. Doesn't it put a smile on your face?

Don't even think about it. He's mine.

Yes, yes, that is my foot. I like them too.

K. Bye.