i turn one, and what do i get?!?

I get told I am too skinny, poked with needles, and 2 shots! Totally scammed. 

Whatever. I do what I want.

Like make Daddy into a step stool.

I am going to be a model-acrobat when I grow up.

P.S. Turns out I am 17 elbees and 15 ounces. 2 pounds until I get my car seat turned around. Can I get a woot woot!

it's my birthday!

Happy Birthday to me!

Happy Birthday to me!

Happy Birthday to me!

Happy Birthday to me!

vegan-ish

Did anyone else watch the rerun of Oprah's staff taking the vegan challenge yesterday? I've heard it makes you a better pooper.

I decided to read up on the topic.

And then, I read some to Mama.

I learned from my reading that a vegetarian diet is normally fewer in calories and fat--pro for my model diet, con for what the doctor says. I do like a good bit of tofu, but I am already a good pooper. Pee-Ess Look at those lashes!

I discovered the joy of eggs today. I guess that marks me out for the vegan challenge. And I guess I drink my fair share of milk, which will hopefully beef me up so I can some day turn my car seat around. Mmmmmm milk....

Side note: No guesses for this post?? Where are my readers?? Slackers...

can you guess where we went?

Yeehaw!

i found a present.

It was wrapped up all nice and neatly.

So, I tried to see what was inside.

 Mommy kept shaking her head no. I shook mine back. She shook hers back. I stuck out my tongue.

Then, she took it away. Maybe it's for my birthday...I guess I'll have to wait and see. I am so excited!

Meet Titus.

This is Titus. He's 3 months older and probably weighs twice as much as I do. 

He likes avocados, long walks around the neighborhood, and blowing raspberries.

I was excited when he came over today. 

He just sat there like a goon though. 

And I felt kinda dumb about being overly excited.

I tried to play it cool. 

We played with my ball popper.

And he made faces behind my back.

Then, I showed him how to turn Sesame Street on.

But as all dates do, this one came to an end. It was nap time. Until next time....

camouflage fail.

Blending in with my surroundings? Hmm. Not so much.

Can you see me now?

Okay. Howbowt now?